if you tumblr saviour something that i don’t tag pls let me know and ill always tag it special for you because you are perf so don’t trip i got this shit
- me: skips tutorial
- me: how the fuck do you play this game
Reasons cats are great:
- they’re selective about who they’re affectionate to—so they really love you!!
- fluffy, pet forever
- winky cat kisses
- “I love you” headbutts
- swishy tail
- sit on your head
- sleep on your tummy
- groom you with their scratchy tongue
- react to surprising things by leaping ten feet in the air
If you feel victimized for being cis on tumblr log off of tumblr for a bit and bask in the warm glow of an entire fucking civilization designed to make us feel comfortable you whiny shitting infant
Or maybe we can discuss how hard it is for us and fight back and be angry at the system without becoming heterophobic.
Don’t get me wrong. I am a gender queer identified in a relationship with a partner of the same biological sex. I know how hard it is. I’m not even allowed to go to work events with my wife because her coworkers don’t accept our relationship.
I have had someone insult my monogamous relationship of four fucking years by comparing it loudly in a public place to an incestuous relationship.
I have been afraid my partner would be a victim of sexual assault to prove that ” she can’t know she doesn’t like men if she’s never tried dick”
I know how easy it is to hate our environment so much that we than hate those society “approves” of. I find myself typecasting, stereotyping, and avoiding people who don’t fit into my perceived group. I’ve been and have to check myself of being heterophobic. At times it has made me mean or even cruel.
I don’t want to be like that for two reasons.
First reason: it isn’t good for me. It is bad for my emotional wellbeing to hate, insult, or belittle. It clogs up my compassion which I believe to be at the heart of change. I want to work towards a world that welcomes me warmly. I also want all others to be welcome.
Second reason: I do not want to become the oppressor. I do not want to become what has hurt me. I do not want to be another victim who becomes the aggressor. I am more than that. I think we all have the ability to be so beautiful. But not when we hurt.
In closing. I am not in anyway saying that our system doesn’t need to change. It needs to be different we have every right to be angry. But not to hurt. Not to repeat. Not to become what we loath.
I have found the perfect gif representation of what internet arguments look like.
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk
hey, just a reminder that holding suicide over someone’s head is emotional abuse. if you have someone who tells you that they’ll kill themselves if you leave them, if you stop talking to them, if you do something they do not want you to do, that is abuse- and you have every right to get out of that situation; don’t let yourself get into a situation like that. be aware.
if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember in 2007 i got caught standing in my grandparents fireplace throwing dirt at my feet saying ‘diagon alley’
If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.
And so did 3 of the football players.
You are the best role model what are you talking about
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted